Sector 6 - Wall Market
Aeris and Cloud head through Sector 6 and arrive at the playground.
Aeris
The gate to Sector 7's in there.
Cloud
Thanks. I guess this is goodbye. You gonna be all right going home?
Aeris
Oh no! 'What ever will I do!?' ...isn't that what you want me to say?
Cloud
- See her home
- Take her to Sector 7
- See her home
Aeris
Isn't that a little out of the way?
Cloud
Yeah, I guess so.
- Take her to Sector 7
Aeris
I could do that. But won't I be in your way?
Cloud
What do you mean in the way?
Aeris
Nothing!
Aeris
Can we take a break?
She wanders into the playground and stops by the slide with a cat's face.
I can't believe it's still here.
She runs around and climbs up on top of it.
Cloud, over here!
Cloud shrugs and joins her.
Aeris
What rank were you?
Cloud
Rank?
Aeris
You know, in SOLDIER.
Cloud
Oh, I was...
Flash.
First Class.
Aeris
Just the same as him.
Cloud
The same as who?
Aeris
My first boyfriend.
Cloud
You were... serious?
Aeris
No. But I liked him for a while.
Cloud
I probably knew him. What was his name?
Aeris
It doesn't really matter.
The gate to Sector 7 opens, and a chocobo-drawn carriage comes out. Tifa's riding in back, wearing a revealing blue dress. Cloud jumps to his feet.
Cloud
Huh? Hey, back there......
Tifa!?
The carriage pulls past them and into Wall Market.
Aeris
That girl in the cart was Tifa? Where was she going? She looked kind of odd...
Aeris jumps off the slide and runs after the carriage.
Cloud
Wait!
I'll go on alone! You go on home!
He sighs and follows her into Wall Market.
Aeris
This place is scary in a lot of ways. Especially for a girl. So we've got to find Tifa fast.
Man outside Honey Bee Inn
I just can't make up my mind... Mmm.
Huh? About what?
Hmmm, don't make me say it... It's the shop down on the right.
On to the Honey Bee Inn, a brothel outside of which a number of guys are hanging around.
Johnny
Man... Should I go...... or not?
...I get so mental at times like this. I'm hopeless!!
Hey!! Aren't you...?
What!! You mean you're... too?
Cloud
- Yeah, me too.
- Don't bring me down to your level
- Yeah, me too.
Johnny
You're Tifa's childhood friend, and you brought a new girlfriend to a place like this!?
What kind of guy are you!!
- Don't bring me down to your level
Johnny
What... Me too. I decided this after a lot of deep thought. My last memories of Midgar... you know.
But... That guy over there kinda scares me.
Punk
What the hell!! You *%^&!! This ain't no #$*&^% show!! I'm busy right now!!
I'm feelin' like there's gonna be a fight!!
Shinra Soldier
Urrrrgh... no way...... I can't go on.
Things aren't working out.
Between our differences and my pay, it just isn't cutting it.
Older Man
Welcome!! Even unpopular dweebs, like you may meet their destiny here!!
You looking for a girlfriend too?
Cloud
- You know a girl named Tifa?
- This place doesn't interest me.
- You know a girl named Tifa?
Older Man
Hey, you're pretty fast. Tifa's our newest girl.
But, unfortunately, she's having an interview right now.
Here at the Honey Bee Inn, it's customary for all the new girls to be taken to Don Corneo's mansion.
Don Corneo's a famous dilettante. Now he wants to settle down and is in the market for a bride.
- This place doesn't interest me.
Older Man
Hmm... Seems to like it just fine. Good for you.
Suited Redhead
The Honey Bee Inn is a private club. Only members can go in. Shoo, shoo.
Back to the main streets...
Kid by Cat Statue
Aren't cats great? This one's a little big, huh?
Punk
Hey boy! You shore got a good lookin' heifer there!
Take her to the Don's place, and you'll make a mint.
Man Cooking Outside
It's a little early to start eating. Come back in a bit.
Inside the Materia Store...
Shopkeeper
...We're closed now.
Man Outside Dress Shop
Oh... what should I do... Should I just buy it......?
Inside the dress shop...
Customer
Don't push! Hooligan!
Girl
Welcome. Please take your time.
Back outside again...
Man
All this trash. Can't we do anything with it?
Man 2
All this, belongs to the owner of the Weapons Shop. He keeps picking things up and saving them here.
Man
Oh, you mean the owner who even has a tank in his shop.
Man 2
But no matter how you look at it, it's just trash...
In the gym...
Man Punching Bag
Join the club.
Try it with us.
Beautiful Bro
Oh dear. I've gained weight again.
Men Doing Squats
All right... 1, 2, 3. Squats are all in the rhythm.
I'm doing my best, bro'!
How's... this!?
In the bar...
Clothing Shop Owner
Whew, times are bad.
Redhead
...And then...
Redhead 2
Hmm, hmmm, oh really?
Barkeeper
Yes? If you want to order, do it at the counter.
Man Waiting Outside Bathroom
Hey, could you do somethin' for me? Someone's been in there all day and they're not comin' out. I can't hold it anymore!
Redhead in Bathroom
HEY... someone's IN here... Don't look!
Got any medicine on you? I'm too hyper... and...... ugh......
Inside the weapon shop...
Weapon Shop Owner
You want somethin'? I don't wanna hear any complaints 'bout how things look.
At Don Corneo's mansion...
Doorkeeper
This is the mansion of Don Corneo, the most powerful man in Wall Market.
Look, the Don's not into men. So don't let me catch you around here again...
Hey, and you got another cute one with you!
Aeris and Cloud step aside to talk.
Aeris
Hey, this look's like the Don's mansion. I'll go take a look.
I'll tell Tifa about you.
She starts for the door.
Cloud
No!! You can't!!
Aeris
Why?
Cloud
You DO know... what kind of... place this is, don't you?
Aeris
Then what am I supposed to do? You want to go in with me?
Cloud
Well being a man, that'll be pretty hard. Besides if I bust in there, it'll cause too much commotion.
But, I just can't let you go in alone... Oh, man......
At this point, Aeris starts laughing, but Cloud continues without noticing.
First... we need to find out if Tifa's alright...
What's so funny, Aeris?
Aeris
Cloud, why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way.
Cloud
WHAT!?
Aeris runs over to the guard before he can protest further.
Aeris
Just wait. I've got a cute friend I want to bring.
Cloud
Aeris! I can't......
Aeris
You ARE worried about Tifa, aren't you? Them come on, hurry!
Doorkeeper
A friend, huh...? Sounds pretty good to me.
That'll make the Don happy, too. Who knows, maybe I can...... heeee, hee hee.
Now that they know where Tifa is, it's possible to enter the Honey Bee Inn, at the risk of Cloud's and the player's sanity.
Man outside Honey Bee Inn
Nope, I just can't make up my mind. Here, you take this. You won't be able to get in without it.
| Received Key Item "Member's Card" |
Older Man
Mmm! Please, please!
Suited Redhead
Hey! Is that a "Member's Card" I see shining in your hot little hand?
Please, come in.
Cloud
...Hmm. That's how you'll fool them.
Aeris
.........Hmmmmmmm. So that's how you fooled them.
Cloud
Let's go!!
Cloud runs inside, leaving Aeris behind. Inside, all the girls are dressed in bee costumes.
Lady
Poo, I uh, mean, Sir...
Hurry...
Please choose a room. (Gosh, he's so weird... but then again, they all are.)
The Queen's Room.
Cloud
Looks like this room's being used.
- Take a listen
- Take a peek
- Take a listen
Cloud
............
There is a wind blowing and ominous thunder.
- Take a peek
Cloud
......Wooo... ow!!
......The wind's calm now......
It's the curse of the resurrected Satan... Our beloved Queen does not awaken...
The time is ripe...
A legend has been passed on through generations...
First Speaker
Psst...... (Hey, shouldn't we stop him soon?)
Second Speaker
...whisper... whisper... (We have a luncheon with President Shinra...)
First Speaker
Psst...... (You tell him......)
Second Speaker
Psst...... (I can't tell him......)
First Speaker
Psst...... (Come on!! Oh, well......)
A legend has been passed on through generations...
Second Speaker
Psst...... (I'm so disgusted with the President.)
......the sought after Promised Land......
First Speaker
Psst...... (It's like this every time we have a business trip to Midgar.)
......One with Blue Eyes...
First Speaker
(We come all the way to Midgar, just for this...)
......and a Great White Sword on his back......
Second Speaker
Psst... (What're you complaining about. You're just holding the lights. I've gotta wear this heavy armor!)
......Will not lead to the Promised Land......
First Speaker
Psst...... (I know, I know... but it's all part of the job.)
Psst...... (Oh yeah, did you hear? The President's wife found out about this little hobby of his.)
Second Speaker
Psst...... (Ha, ha...... No way, that's the first I've heard of it.)
First Speaker
Psst...... (Oh, looks like he's done. Man, I'm glad!!)
Second Speaker
Geez!! Mr. President!! I mean, Your Majesty......
There are slapping noises.
Second Speaker
Ohhh...... I'm sorry. Please remove the ancient curse!
The Lover's Room.
Cloud
Looks like this room's being used.
- Take a listen
- Take a peek
- Take a listen
Cloud
............
There are odd sort of snoring sounds.
- Take a peek
Cloud
......Wooo...ow!!
Old Man
...wheez...
Phew...
Old Woman
What's wrong, Grandpa? You keep sighing.
Old Man
...wheez... puff... You know, Grandma...
Old Woman
You talking about this room?
Old Man
...whew... I know our son rented this for us and all, but...
It's too nice for us. Big round bed, gorgeous tub, I just can't get comfortable.
Old Woman
Don't worry about it. It's a high class neighborhood, in the Big City.
You keep complainin' and we'll get in trouble.
Old Man
...wheez...
In the dressing room...
Woman
Hmm, hmm, hmm......
Ohhh, I just can't seem to lose weight. Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Sir!! You can't come in here.
(Yuk...... a pervert...)
Oh my!! (...You're still here? Oh well, good timing anyway.)
Hey, what do you think about me?
Cloud
- Not interested
- Whatever...
- Not interested
Woman
NO WAY! I'M SO SHOCKED!!
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...
Phew...... ...it's so tiring.
Oh!!
Is something the matter?
Cloud
- Not yet......
- ......Not really
- Whatever...
Woman
Oh my!! Are you embarrassed? (Man!! Why are you so moody...)
Woman 2
Eyaaah!
Don't watch!!
Eyaaah!
Don't!
Woman 3
Paste, paste, paste...
(Oh God... here's another one of those guys. You know, the delicate type. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
Fluff, fluff, fluff...
(Hmm...! I guess he doesn't realize his position. I feel sorry for him. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
Pita, pita, pita...
(God, what a pest! All right, get out of here! You dog...)
(That's it, I'll name him 'pooch'.)
Mix, mix, mix......
(What should I do... Is he following me? Really? What if he follows me home...?)
(Poochy'll do it, I'm sure of it...)
Shake, shake, shake...
(You think he's after me? Really? This guy makes me sick... And his eyes are weird too...)
(Yeah, don't hurt these guys' feelings. Let's at least say 'hi' to him.)
Uhh...... Hel... Hello.
What a nice day, today.
Cloud
- Introduce yourself
- Say Goodbye
- Introduce yourself
By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet.
I'm Cloud, a jack of all trades.
Woman 3
Oh, yeah...? Welcome, Cloud.
(Gross! Don't get carried away, remember your name is 'Pooch!')
Take care... Cloud.
- Say Goodbye
Woman 3
BYE!! (Phew - I'm safe now...)
The &$#% Room.
Cloud
Looks like it's unoccupied.
- I guess I'll take this one
- Hold ground
Cloud
I'll take this room.
Lady
All right. Now all we have to do is enter the room.
You're not going to have a change of heart, are you?
Cloud
- Don't make me repeat myself
- I'm still trying to decide
- Don't make me repeat myself
Lady
Oh, don't be angry with me... (Geez... this one's probably the violent type...)
All right, please.
Cloud enters the room.
- I'm still trying to decide
Lady
There you are. Enjoy yourself (You moody creepo!)
Cloud
............
Inside the room, there's a translucent Cloud crouching in the corner.
Cloud
Hmm......? You......?
What are you doing in a place like this?
Cloud starts clutching his head in pain.
That's what I want to ask you. Should you be foolin' around here?
You think problems will just go away just thinkin' about them?
Cloud collapses.
Lady
Oh no!
Help! Someone...! Hurry!
You can't change anything by just sitting back and looking at it.
Cloud
What are you saying?
It's started moving.
Cloud
What has?
Wake up!
rub, rub, rub... rub, rub, rub, rub...
thump... pound... thump... pound...
poik... poik... ...squish.
Cloud
Uh... OW...!!
Wake up!!
Cloud wakes up to find a mustached man slapping him.
Mukki
Wake up!!
Phew, I'm so relieved.
Bubby!! I heard you collapsed.
No, no, no.
Don't get so uptight.
Cloud
- Huh...?
- Ugh...?
Mukki (he says the same thing regardless)
Hmm...? They say youth is so long but so short.
Let's give this next one your best shot.
He gets up.
Time's up. Bye, bubby.
Cloud gets up.
Mukki
Don't get depressed over a thing like this.
It happens to me all the time.
Lady
I'm so sorry... There's a lot of 'adult' things going on...
For your inconvenience, Please take this, okay? | Received Key Item "Lingerie"! |
Cloud
What, this rag? For me!? I just don't get it.
The Group Room.
Cloud
Looks like it's unoccupied.
- I guess I'll take this one
- Hold ground
Cloud
I'll take this room.
Lady
All right. Now all we have to do is enter the room.
You're not going to have a change of heart, are you?
Cloud
- Don't make me repeat myself
- I'm still trying to decide
- Don't make me repeat myself
Lady
Oh, don't be angry with me... (Geez... this one's probably the violent type...)
All right, please.
Cloud enters the room.
- I'm still trying to decide
Lady
There you are. Enjoy yourself (You moody creepo!)
Cloud
............
Lady
This way, please.
Shall we begin?
I guess since you chose this room, that would mean you...
Hate being lonely?
Cloud
- I'm used to being alone
- Cut the small talk
- I'm used to being alone
I'm always alone.
- Cut the small talk
I don't want to talk right now.
Lady
All right, all right. (...geez, you're so moody!)
Come on, everyone's waiting.
Cloud
- Everyone...?
- What am I doing?
Lady
Here they are.
All right, everyone.
Men
One, two!! One, two!!
A group of maybe fifteen men runs in.
Men
Yeah!!
One, two!! One, two!!
One, two!! One, two!!
Mukki
Wassup!!
(Smile, smile, smile...)
Cloud
Oh man...
What should I do...?
- I'm outta here.
- This could be dangerous...
- I'm outta here.
I've got no time to mess around with you.
Outta my way!
- This could be dangerous...
Looks like I'm always going to be facing crises all my life...
Mukki
...heave... pant...
Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up, bubby!
...heave... pant...
Let's wash off all our sweat and dirt together!
Wassup!!
The men advance on Cloud, and the camera raises above their heads.
Mukki
You're the intimate type, huh!!
...heave... pant... Wow!! Would ya look at that!
Somehow they all get into the tub, and the camera lowers again.
Mukki
Isn't bathing great...?
It soothes your heart.
How is it, bubby!?
Feels good, huh?
Cloud
- ......
- It hurts
- ......
I don't feel good. Let me out...
- It hurts
Too stuffy in here...
Mukki
You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud
Ten...
Nine...
Mukki
Hey bubby, how old are you?
Cloud
Eight...
Twenty one...
Mukki
You're less than half my age. I'm so jealous.
So how 'bout it...?
Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Cloud
- Not interested
- ............
- Not interested
Seven...
Six...
Maybe in another life.
- ............
Seven...
Six...
Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?
Mukki
Well, if that's how you feel... too bad.
We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
Mukki
Why don't you stick around and play a bit?
Daddy's so lonely...
They all get back out of the tub.
Mukki
Bubby!! This is important to me.
Here's a memento of our time together!
| Received Key Item "Bikini briefs"! |
Hope we meet again!
The men all run out.
Cloud
This is SOME underwear... I'm supposed to wear this...?
Well, if it's to save Tifa... I guess there's no way around.
Cloud gets up and shrugs.
If Cloud walks back into the dressing room...
Woman 3
.............
Cloud
If I were to dress up like a woman... Then I've got to really prepare carefully.
Seems like I could put makeup on here.
- Have them put makeup on
- Don't do it
Cloud
I have a favor to ask of you. Can you put makeup on me too?
Woman 3 (turning around to face him)
...paste, paste, paste......
Oh... my......
Women
...............oh my......
Cloud leaves the dressing room and exits the Honey Bee Inn. Outside, Aeris is surrounded by the men hanging around, but they scatter when Cloud steps out.
Older Man
Uh, sir!! It's almost closing time...
So, please remember any personal belongings.
Shinra Soldier
Uuuuuuuh! I want flowers too! But, I get so nervous in front of cute girls...
It just seems natural to get cautious...
Aeris
Hey!! Cloud!!
She runs over to join him.
Johnny
Aeris...... Thanks for the flower and 1 gil.
I'll treasure this! I'm going to dry it and keep it for good luck.
Suited Redhead
I bought some pretty flowers from Aeris.
500 gil, a little expensive. Well, at least I got her name.
Punk
I asked Aeris for a date...
And she said not even if I paid her 1,000,000 gil.
Her flowers cost 300 gil, too... She's a good business woman.
Back on the main quest. Aeris and Cloud head to the dress shop.
Aeris
Excuse me! I'd like to get a dress.
Girl
Umm, it might take a little time. Will that be all right?
Aeris
What's the problem?
Girl
Well, my father, the owner, has been in a slump lately. You see, he makes all the dresses.
Aeris
And, where is your father?
Girl
He's probably plastered at the bar.
Aeris
So... You're saying we can't get a dress unless we do something about your father?
Girl
Yes, I'm sorry. He's caused so much trouble.
!
You'd help me bring him back?
Aeris
Well, if we don't do something, we don't get a dress, right?
Girl
Really!? Please help my crazy old dad. I just don't know what to do anymore...
Aeris
All right, we'll do something. Let's go, Cloud!
Girl
So how did it go?
Cloud
We couldn't find him yet.
Heading on over to the bar, they approach a man slouched at the counter.
Aeris
Excuse us, are you the father of the girl at the Clothing Store?
Clothing Shop Owner
I own the Clothes Shop... but I ain't your father.
Aeris
I didn't say that......
Cloud
Make me some clothes.
Clothing Shop Owner
I don't make men's clothes. And I don't feel like makin' anything right now.
Aeris
Cloud, you wait over there for a second. I'll try and talk to him.
Why don't you go over there and have something to drink.
Cloud turns away.
Aeris
You know, Mister.
He always said that just once, he'd like to dress up like a girl.
So, that's why I wanted a cute dress for him...
Clothing Shop Owner
What!? A tough lookin guy like that?
Aeris
So, how 'bout it? Will you make him one?
Clothing Shop Owner
...might be interesting. I was gettin' a little bored just makin' regular clothes.
Aeris
Then you'll do it for us?
Clothing Shop Owner
Yeah, all right. What kind of dress you want?
Aeris
Something...
- That feels clean
- That feels soft
And something...
- shiny
- that shimmers
Depending on her answers, the clothing shop owner makes either a silk or a cotton dress.
Clothing Shop Owner
Hmm, got it. Y'know I got a friend that has the same taste as him. I'll go talk to him.
Hey, hold on. Wait till I get an image in my head. Gulp... ummm, that's good.
Cloud and Aeris return to the dress shop, the owner having preceded them.
Girl
Looks like everything went well. He's been making the dress ever since he came back.
Clothing Shop Owner
Oh, you're here. It's ready. Go try it on.
| Received Key Item "Cotton/Silk Dress"! |
Cloud goes into the changing room, and after a few moments of shuffling--
Cloud
How...... do you put this on?
Aeris walks over, peers in, and shakes her head.
Cloud
Whoa! What are you doing!
Aeris
It's still not right. A wig! That's what you need!
Clothing Shop Owner
Umm, I thought you might, so I talked to my friend about getting one.
You know the gym? You'll find a lot of people there like you. Go and talk to them.
Cloud comes out of the dressing room in his usual attire.
Cloud
...'like you'? Aeris, what did you tell him?
Aeris
Does it matter? Anyhow, we got a pretty dress!
Off to the gym...
Beautiful Bro
You the one...... Who wants to be cute?
Cloud
Cute?
Aeris
Right.
And about the wig...
Beautiful Bro
Yeah, I heard. But it'll cost ya.
Black Man
Urrrrgh!!!
Big Bro!! The only way you're gonna get cuter is if you can beat Big Bro!!
Other Guys
That's right!
So, you've got to compete with us!
Beautiful Bro
You're right. Let's do squats.
All right! We'll beat you out of this gym!
Cloud
Are you...?
Aeris
THE beautiful Bro?
Beautiful Bro
What? You didn't know? Always running around here sayin' Big Bro' this, Big Bro' that...
Never mind that, come over here.
No, I'll explain the rules.
From the ready position, push [] Button to squat, push X Button to get up, and push O Button to go back to the ready position.
So it's [] Button, X Button, O Button in that order.
Got it?
Cloud
- Don't have it
- Got it
Beautiful Bro
Whoever has the most squats after 30 seconds gets the wig.
Black Man
I'm not going to lose.
Big Bro's wig is MINE!!
Beautiful Bro
Just be quiet...
It's not fair for you to start right away, So, you want some practice?
Cloud
- A little
- Don't need to practice
Beautiful Bro
Now let's begin the real thing. Start!
If Cloud does well...
Beautiful Bro
He had 13 squats and you had 19 squats.
You're really something. Okay, I'm a man of my word, here you are.
| Received Key Item "Blonde Wig"! |
Black man
Big Bro I'm so mad I'm so so so---mad!
The Beautiful Bro kicks him across the room.
Beautiful Bro
Shut up! Don't cry, just because you lost!
Black Man
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
If the two tie...
Beautiful Bro
He had 16 squats and you had 16 squats.
Good job. Here's a hand-me-down.
| Received Key Item "Dyed Wig"! |
Black Man
Hey, Bro. I... I was supposed to get that.
The Beautiful Bro kicks him across the room.
Beautiful Bro
Shut up! You have no room to talk, tying with a beginner like him!!
Black Man
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
If Cloud does poorly...
Beautiful Bro
He had 17 squats and you had 13 squats.
Sorry You lose.
Since the old man from the clothing store asked me, I can't keep it from you, so...
Oh, now where did I put it?
All right then.
The black man pulls it out from... somewhere and hands it to Cloud. Beautiful Bro punches him.
Beautiful Bro
Stupid! What kinda place is that to hide it in!?
Black Man
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
Beautiful Bro
Sorry... you should still be able to use it if you disinfect it first.
Just the wig will do to get Cloud into Don Corneo's mansion, but other supplies make the disguise more convincing, so he and Aeris can continue to wander Wall Market in search of them...
Man Outside Restaurant
Please come in. Here's a free 'Pharmacy Coupon' if you enter now.
Inside the restaurant...
Waitress
Welcome! Sit wherever you like!
There is only one empty seat.
Waitress
Have a seat over here.
Cloud
- Sit down
- Don't sit down
Waitress
Yes, what will you have?
Cloud
Hmm...
- Korean B.B.Q. Plate
- Sushi Plate
- Today's Special
Waitress
One [insert dish name here].
Cook
Comin' up!
Waitress
In this store, you pay first. It'll be 70 Gil.
If you don't have enough money...
Waitress
Hey! Cancel that last order!
Excuse me! You can't come in here and order things without any money. Come again... when you have money.
If you do have the money...
Waitress
Thank you. Just a second.
There you go. Enjoy.
Cloud
- .........
- It was all right
- I've had better dog food
Nothing happens unless he says "It was all right." On subsequent visits after obtaining the pharmacy coupon, the waitress will say "Thank you very much" no matter what Cloud tells her.
Waitress
Thank you. Here's an item coupon for the Pharmacy.
You can exchange it for one item there.
We're out of coupons, so we stopped giving them away. Watch out for our NEXT promotion!
| Received Key Item "Pharmacy Coupon"! |
Tanned Man
Umf... grunt... smack... Don't sneak up on me like that!
Redhead
I'm gonna get another Pharmacy Coupon today.
Dark-haired Man
It's thanks to the Don that we can eat like this.
Person in Blue
I always get the Special.
Man in Hat
umf... scarf... glub...
Cloud leaves the restaurant and heads to the pharmacy. It takes a moment for the shopkeeper to notice him.
Shopkeeper
Whoa!
Why don't you say something, if you're standing there?
Oh, you have a coupon. Then please select any one medicine you like.
Cloud
- Disinfectant
- Deodorant
- Digestive
| Received Key Item "[insert item here]"! |
Either the disinfectant or the digestive can yield a more useful item if Cloud heads back to the bar...
Redhead in Bathroom
HEY!! Someone's IN here... Don't look!
What...... urk......
Cloud
- Give her medicine
- Don't give her it
One last item can be obtained in the materia shop...
Shopkeeper
Hey man. Got a minute? I need to talk... man to man.
Cloud
......
- What is it
- Not interested
- What is it
Shopkeeper
Really! I really appreciate it.
......I'm sorry but, young lady? Would you turn the other way, for a second?
Aeris
Why......?
Cloud
......Aeris.
Aeris (turning away)
Gosh!
Shopkeeper
I'm sorry, lady.
Now here's the thing. Do you know that vending machine in the Inn?
I'm itchin' to know what they're selling in it. I just can't ask a girl to go get it.
What? Why don't I buy it myself? Well to tell you the truth, I got in a fight with the guy at the Inn and can't go there anymore. Come on, so how 'bout it?
Cloud
......
- I'll go
- Not interested - I'll go
Shopkeeper
Good, thanks. I'll be waitin' here when you're done.
Aeris
Finished?
- Not interested
Shopkeeper
Sorry about that. Just forget it.
Aeris
Finished?
- Not interested
Shopkeeper
Sorry about that. Just forget it.
Off to the inn...
Guy Outside
Hey, you two. Why don't you get some rest?
We have a beautiful room, how 'bout it?
During the night, Cloud walks up to the vending machine.
Cloud
He means this?
- Don't buy it
- Buy the one for 200 Gil
- Buy the one for 100 Gil
- Buy the one for 50 Gil
- Don't buy it
Back to the materia shop...
Shopkeeper
How was it?
Cloud
Not yet.
Shopkeeper
Hmm, I'm countin' on you.
- Buy the one for 200
Back to the materia shop...
Cloud
I got it.
Shopkeeper
Oh, really!! Hey!
Aeris turns away again.
Aeris
Geez.
Shopkeeper
And what was it?
A protein drink set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
| Received Key Item "Diamond Tiara"! |
- Buy the one for 100
Back to the materia shop...
Cloud
I got it.
Shopkeeper
Oh, really!! Hey!
Aeris turns away again.
Aeris
Geez.
Shopkeeper
And what was it?
A Stamina Drink Set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
| Received Key Item "Ruby Tiara"! |
- Buy the one for 50
Back to the materia shop...
Cloud
I got it.
Shopkeeper
Oh, really!! Hey!
Aeris turns away again.
Aeris
Geez.
Shopkeeper
And what was it?
A Muscle Relaxing Cream Set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
| Received Key Item "Glass Tiara"! |
Shopkeeper
Come by again. I'll still be here doin' business.
All items obtained, there is nothing for it but to return to the dress shop...
Clothing Shop Owner
Looks like you're all set. Now try it on, and let's see how it fits.
Girl
Looks like you got it. So try it on for size.
Aeris
Aren't you going to change?
Cloud
- Okay... I'm ready
- Not now
Cloud changes in the dressing room and steps out.
Clothing Shop Owner
Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me.
Girl
Yeah, you're right. Should we try it?
Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his motivation back now, So the dress is on the house.
Aeris
Walk more nicely like... this. Miss Cloud.
Cloud
...What do you mean 'nicely'?
Cloud walks around the room primly.
Aeris
Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud.
Aaah, I want one. Do you have one that'll look good on me too?
Girl
How's this?
Clothing Shop Owner
How about that one?
Girl
Father, what are you talking about? This one's much better.
Clothing Shop Owner
No, what are you saying? This one.
Aeris
...I want THIS one.
Girl + Clothing Shop Owner
Huh?
Aeris
I'm going to go change.
She walks to the dressing room, then turns to look at everyone.
......No peeking!
Everyone stares at the curtain while she changes, and after a few moments she emerges in a red dress with her hair down.
Aeris
So? How do I look?
Cloud just shakes his head.
Aeris
Oh, you're no fun!
Girl (to Cloud)
...Hmm. It's REALLY somethin'.
Customer
You're...
Weird.
Clothing Shop Owner
Hmm, good. It looks good on you.
They leave the dress shop and can now wander around a bit without being recognized. If Cloud tries to leave Wall Market, Aeris hangs back.
Cloud
What's wrong, Aeris?
Aeris
...What is it? Are you going outside like that? I mean, that's okay with me, but...
Cloud
...Oh, yeah.
Aeris
Get a hold of yourself, Ms. Cloud.
Punk
Hey! Pretty lady. Let me tell you about a good job!
Go to the Don's place. You'll make a small fortune!
Outside the Honey Bee Inn...
Men
Yeow!! Hey, Princess!!
All the men run over.
Johnny
Uh... ummm I, I......
Uh... ummm....
I'm... Jo...... Johnny... Nice to meet you.
Suited Redhead
Yeah, I only talk to the pretty ones.
Mmmm, you're the one. You're just great.
Punk
That's funny. A hard, spiky hairstyle! Looks kinda familiar...
Older Man
Ummm, young girls... soft skin. Ummm, OK, I'm refreshed now!
...Mmmm? Pretty hard. You work out?
At the restaurant...
Waitress
Sorry! But we're completely full! Please come again!
Man Cooking Outside
What? Are you ladies going to eat too?
At the Materia shop...
Shopkeeper
I'm sorry, we're sold out and I've got nothing for you.
At the gym...
Beautiful Bro
Ummm, not quite there./ Hmm, pretty good.
And finally... off to the Don's mansion...
Doorkeeper
Damn!! Your friend's hot, too!
Come in, come in!!
Two ladies coming through!!
The door opens, and Cloud and Aeris walk through.
Suited Redhead
Hey, ladies.
I'll go and let the Don know you're here. Wait here. Don't go wandering around...
Aeris
Now's our chance. Let's find Tifa.
Of two doors upstairs, one is closed, and the other reads "Office of The Don Corneo Keep Out!" Aeris and Cloud go down a long set of stairs to the basement, where they find Tifa. When Cloud sees her he turns away. Aeris goes over to talk to her.
Aeris
...Tifa?
Nice to meet you. I'm Aeris.
Cloud's told me a lot about you.
Tifa
...And you are?
Hey you're the one with Cloud in the park...
Aeris
Right, with Cloud.
Tifa
Oh......
Aeris
Don't worry. We just met. It's nothing.
Tifa
What do you mean, 'Don't worry'... about what?
No, don't misunderstand.
Cloud and I grew up together. Nothing more.
Aeris
Poor Cloud, having to stand here and listen to both of us call him nothing.
Right, Cloud?
Tifa
Cloud?
If Cloud tries to run away upstairs, Aeris comes after him.
Aeris
Embarrassed? Come on, speak up!
Cloud walks up to Tifa, head down.
Tifa
????
She peers at him and then jumps several feet in the air.
Cloud!?
Why are you dressed like that!? And what are you doing here!?
Forget that, what happened to you after the fall!? Are you hurt!?
Cloud
Hey, give me a chance to answer.
I'm dressed like this...... because there was no other way to get in here.
I'm all right. Aeris helped me out.
Tifa
Oh, Aeris did...
Cloud
Tifa, explain. What are you doing in a place like this?
Tifa
Yeah, ummm......
Aeris
Ahem!! I'll just plug my ears.
She walks a ways away and puts her hands to her ears.
Please, go on with your private conversation.
Tifa
...I'm glad you're OK.
Cloud
Thanks. What happened?
Tifa
When we got back from the Number 5 reactor, there was this weird man.
So Barret caught him and squeezed some information out of him.
Cloud
That's when the Don's name popped up.
Tifa
Right, Don Corneo.
Barret told me to leave the lech alone...
But something's been bothering me.
Cloud
I see. So you wanted to get the story straight from Corneo's mouth.
Tifa
So I made it here, but now I'm in a bind.
Corneo is looking for a bride.
Everyday, he gets three girls, chooses one of them, and then... ...and, well......
Anyway, I have to be the girl... or I'm out for tonight.
Aeris
Sorry... but I overheard...
If you know the three girls, there's no problem, right?
Tifa
I guess so, but...
Aeris
We have two here, right?
Cloud
No, Aeris! I can't have you get involved.
Aeris
Oh? So it's all right for Tifa to be in danger?
Cloud
No, I don't want Tifa in...
Tifa
Is it all right?
Aeris
I grew up in the slums... I'm used to danger.
Do you trust me?
Tifa
Yes. Thanks, Ms. Aeris.
Aeris
Call me Aeris.
Suited Redhead
He---y!!
It's time, ladies. The Don is waiting!
I told you not to wander around... I tell ya, women nowadays...
Hurry up, will ya!
Cloud
I probably don't need to ask but the other girl is......
Me...... right?
Tifa
You're right, there was no need...
Aeris
...to ask.
Tifa
Ha ha... You know, if you look closely, you're not so bad...
I wonder what Barret would say if he could see you now...
Aeris
They're going to get suspicious if we don't hurry.
The three of them head back upstairs.
Suited Redhead
The Don's waiting in his room... Ha ha ha...
They enter the Don's office, where he is seated at his desk, flanked by two lackeys.
Kotch
All right, ladies!
Line up in front of the Don!
They line up and the Don jumps up.
Don Corneo
Hmmm! Good, splendid!
Now, let's see... Which girl should I choose? Hmm---hmm---!
He walks to Cloud who turns his head.
This one?
He walks to Tifa.
Or this one?
Woo-hoo, I've made up my mind!!
My choice for tonight is......
Depending on the items collected for Cloud's disguise, Don Corneo will choose any of the three.
Corneo walks to Tifa.
Don Corneo
This little beauty!
Tifa
Fu, fu, fu... Be nice, Don.
Corneo turns to his lackeys.
Don Corneo
You can have the other ones!
Kotch + Scotch
Yes, sir! Thank you sir!
Don Corneo
Well then, shall we go my pretty!?
He starts for his bedroom and Tifa follows. After a scene change, Cloud ends up in the basement with a bunch of guys.
Scotch
Hey guys! We've got guests.
We'll take REAL good care of you.
This is all thanks to the big boss, Don Corneo!
Men
Heeey!! Three cheers for Don Corneo!!
Scotch
Heh, heh... Well ladies, are we, uh, all ready?
...leer...snicker...
Suited Redhead (by the door)
Whoa!
Slow down, what's the hurry? Why don't you stick around... We'll treat you real nice!
The men crowd around Cloud with arms outstretched like zombies.
Men
Oh your eyes. They seem to... glow. I'm all yours, baby!
Come on, baby!
Woo-hoo! I gots ants in my pants wanna do a dance, gotta take a chance and mebbe find romance!
Come on, dance with me, beautiful. They say if two people dance together, their hearts will become one, also...
Hey... you're in pretty good shape. Lookit your tight little bod......
No, it's more like... muscles...
Scotch
Hey... what's wrong? You want me to keep you company?
Cloud
No... I'm flattered, but no thanks.
Because...
Scotch
Because......?
Cloud
Because...
I ain't INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you!!
Cloud takes off the dress, revealing his usual uniform underneath.
Scotch
Wha... a MAN!???
God damn it! You think you can get away with this! Get him! Knock the crap out of him!!
Cloud fights off three of Corneo's lackeys.
Scotch
Grr! C'mon, what's the matter with you good for nothings!?
All right now, COME ON! I'll show you how it's done!!
Cloud dispatches Scotch and the other two lackeys. He then hurries back towards the other basement room, where Kotch is chasing Aeris around.
Aeris
No---!!
Kotch
Ha ha ha... Wait you!!
Aeris runs up the steps towards Cloud, then turns around to give Kotch a shove.
Aeris
I'm so sorry!!
Kotch
oh, oh, oh......
He falls down the stairs.
heh, heh, heh...!!
Cloud
Aeris!!
- You all right?
- We gotta help Tifa!
- You all right?
Aeris
I told you. I'm used to danger.
To tell you the truth, my heart was pounding!
- We gotta help Tifa!
Aeris
Ye... yes, you're right... ......let's hurry!
Kotch (lying at the bottom of the stairs)
C'mon... just once... I won't tell... I promise!
I just wanted to act like I got a cute girl...
Cute!!
In the Don's room, Tifa is sitting on the edge of his bed while he sits leering at her.
Don Corneo
Woo-hoo!
Come, come, don't be so shy...
Tifa
I know......
But you know, Don Corneo, I'd like you to explain something before we start...
Don Corneo
Hm? Oh, you mean about THAT?
Don't worry. I'm single. There, feel better now?
Tifa
No... I'm not asking about that......
Wa... wait a minute! No, not yet!!
Don Corneo
Come! Come!
Aooooooooh!! I can't wait any longer! Here comes papa!!
Cloud and Aeris run in.
Tifa
Cloud!!
Tifa jumps up as Corneo leaps for her, and he lands on his face.
Don Corneo
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Tifa
You still don't get it do you, Don Corneo?
Don Corneo
Get what?
[skip to the interrogation]
Corneo walks to Aeris.
Don Corneo
This slender little girl!
Aeris
Don, you've got great taste.
Corneo turns to his lackeys.
Don Corneo
You can have the other ones!
Kotch + Scotch
Yes, sir! Thank you sir!
Don Corneo
Well then, shall we go my pretty!?
He starts for his room and Aeris follows. After a scene change, Cloud ends up in the basement with a bunch of guys.
Scotch
Hey guys! We've got guests.
We'll take REAL good care of you.
This is all thanks to the big boss, Don Corneo!
Men
Heeey!! Three cheers for Don Corneo!!
Scotch
Heh, heh... Well ladies, are we, uh, all ready?
...leer...snicker...
Suited Redhead (by the door)
Whoa!
Slow down, what's the hurry? Why don't you stick around... We'll treat you real nice!
The men crowd around Cloud with arms outstretched like zombies.
Men
Oh your eyes. They seem to... glow. I'm all yours, baby!
Come on, baby!
Woo-hoo! I gots ants in my pants wanna do a dance, gotta take a chance and mebbe find romance!
Come on, dance with me, beautiful. They say if two people dance together, their hearts will become one, also...
Hey... you're in pretty good shape. Lookit your tight little bod......
No, it's more like... muscles...
Scotch
Hey... what's wrong? You want me to keep you company?
Cloud
No... I'm flattered, but no thanks.
Because...
Scotch
Because......?
Cloud
Because...
I ain't INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you!!
Cloud takes off the dress, revealing his usual uniform underneath.
Scotch
Wha... a MAN!???
God damn it! You think you can get away with this! Get him! Knock the crap out of him!!
Cloud fights off three of Corneo's lackeys.
Scotch
Grr! C'mon, what's the matter with you good for nothings!?
All right now, COME ON! I'll show you how it's done!!
Cloud dispatches Scotch and the other two lackeys. He then hurries back to the other basement room and meets Tifa as she's running out.
Tifa
Cloud!!
Cloud
Tifa!!
- You all right?
- We've gotta help Aeris!!
- You all right?
Tifa
Of course! If you take me lightly, you're gonna pay for it!!
- We've gotta help Aeris!!
Tifa
Hey, don't you even care about how I am? ......never mind, let's go!
Kotch (lying at the bottom of the stairs)
C'mon... just once... I won't tell... I promise!
I just wanted to act like I got a cute girl...
Cute!!
In the Don's room, Aeris is sitting on the edge of his bed while he sits leering at her.
Don Corneo
Woo-hoo!
Come, come, don't be so shy...
Aeris
Ye...yes...
But Mr. Don. I'd like you to explain something to me first...
Don Corneo
Of course, my dear. I'll take you through it slowly, step by step. So come on!
Aeris
No, that's not what I meant!
NO, STOP! Just, just wait a second!!
Don Corneo
Come! Come!
Aooooooooh!! I can't wait any longer! Here comes papa!!
Cloud and Tifa run in.
Aeris
Cloud!!
Aeris jumps up as Corneo leaps for her, and he lands on his face.
Don Corneo
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Aeris
I'm sorry, Don.
Don Corneo
Get what?
[skip to the interrogation]
Corneo walks to Cloud.
Don Corneo
This healthy-looking girl!
Cloud
Wa, wait a sec! I mean, uh, please wait a moment!
Don Corneo
Woo-hoo!
I love chickies who play hard-to-get! Yeowza!
Corneo turns to his lackeys.
Don Corneo
You can have the other ones!
Kotch + Scotch
Yes, sir! Thank you sir!
Don Corneo
Well then, shall we go my pretty!?
After exchanging glances with Aeris and Tifa, Cloud reluctantly follows Corneo into his room.
Don Corneo
Ahh, we're finally alone...
All right, pussycat... Come to daddy!!
If Cloud tries to run away...
Don Corneo
Woo-hoo!
Don't be shy. We're all alone now...
You're so cute, I never get tired of looking at you.
Do you... like me, too?
Cloud
- Of course!
- Ummm......
- Of course!
Don Corneo
You sure do know how to make a guy feel good!
Then, wh... what do you want to DO?
Cloud
- Whatever YOU want, daddy
- Don't really care...... - Whatever YOU want, daddy
Don Corneo
Oh man! I can't stand it! All right, then......
Give me a kiss!! A KISS!!
Cloud
- All right......
- Nope, can't do that...... - All right......
Cloud walks over and leans forward to kiss Corneo, not quite touching lips. He shakes his head and tries again.
Aeris or Tifa
Ju---st a minute!!
Don Corneo
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Tifa
Cloud...
Were you really......
Cloud shakes his head violently and takes off the dress.
Don Corneo
A man!? What's goin' on?
- Nope, can't do that......
Corneo
Why? WHY? WHY?
Cloud
Because...
Because I'm gonna have to use that mouth of yours to give me some information!! Cloud takes off the dress.
Don Corneo
A man!? You tricked me!!
Somebody get in here NOW!!
Tifa or Aeris
Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help.
Don Corneo
You're the ones from before! Wh... what the hell's going on?
- Don't really care......
Don Corneo
You don't like me?
There... there isn't someone else, is there?
Cloud
- No, only you
- Yes, his name's Barret... - No, only you
Corneo
You sure do know how to make a guy feel good!
Then, wh... what do you want to DO?
Cloud
- Whatever YOU want, daddy
- Don't really care......
- Yes, his name's Barret
Corneo
No way!
Hmm? Barret? That sounds familiar...
Cloud
You know, he's one of the ones you were trying to find out about. You know, AVALANCHE...?
Don Corneo
Oh, yeah, yeah. In Sector 7 in the slum...
...and how do YOU know that!?
Cloud takes off the dress.
Don Corneo
A man!? You tricked me!!
Somebody get in here NOW!!
Tifa or Aeris
Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help.
Don Corneo
You're the ones from before! Wh... what the hell's going on?
- Ummm......
Don Corneo
You don't like me?
There... there isn't someone else, is there?
Cloud
- No, only you
- Yes, his name's Barret...
Tifa
Shut up, we're asking the questions now...
What did your assistants find out? Talk! If you don't tell us...
Cloud
...I'll chop them off.
Don Corneo
No! Not that! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!
Tifa
So... talk.
Don Corneo
...I made 'em find out where the man with the gun-arm was. But that's what I was ordered to do.
Tifa
By who?
Don Corneo
No--! If I told you that, I'd be killed!
Tifa
Talk! If you don't tell us...
Aeris
...I'll rip them off.
Don Corneo
Waaaaaaaaaaaah--! It was Heidegger of Shinra!
Heidegger, the head of Public Safety Maintenance!
Cloud
The head of Public Safety Maintenance!?
Tifa
Did you say the Shinra!? What are they up to!? Talk!
If you don't tell us...
...I'll smash them.
Don Corneo
...You're serious, aren't you... ...ohboy, ohbooy, ohboy.
...I'm not fooling around here either, you know.
Shinra's trying to crush a small rebel group called AVALANCHE, and want to infiltrate their hideout.
And they're really going to crush them... literally,
By breaking the support holding up the plate above them.
Tifa
Break the support!?
Don Corneo
You know what's going to happen? The plate'll go PING
and everything's gonna go BAMMM!! I heard their hideout's in the Sector 7 Slums...
I'm just glad it's not here in Sector 6.
Tifa
They're going to wipe out the Sector 7 Slums!?
Cloud, will you come with me to Sector 7?
Cloud
Of course, Tifa.
They all start for the door.
Don Corneo
Just a second!
Cloud
Shut up!
Don Corneo
No wait, it'll only take a second.
How do you think scum like me feels when they babble on about the truth?
Cloud
- They've pretty much given up on life
- They're sure they'll win
- They don't know what the hell's going on
- They've pretty much given up on life
Don Corneo
Buuzzzzz! Wrong!
- They're sure they'll win
Don Corneo
Woo-hoo! Right!
- They don't know what the hell's going on
Don Corneo
Close, but no cigar!
The Don hits a switch and Cloud + co. fall through a trap door into the sewer.
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